Many of you may have notice that I have been a bit, shall we say, harsh to boulderderderderders and gym rats. Well if so many of you were not simpleton monkeys, I would ease up.
DISCLAIMER: In no way is my using the term "monkey" to describe boulderderderderders and gym rats, meant to be disrespectful or insulting to monkeys (or apes)! Though by being compared to the above groups your anger would be justified. Thank you.
posted by Scott @ 10:30 PM
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As the founding member of PETR (people for the ethical treatment of rats) I object to our lumping them in with the assorted gym rabble.
When has a rat ever F*ed up a simple TR belay by being too stupid to focus on the brake side of the rope?
When has a rat ever allowed a climber to hit the deck because he was too stupid to see there was too much slack in the system?
When has a rat ever turned an elegant boulder problem into a hands only, grunting, dyno-fest that left even hardened gym pricks wondering if perhaps their wasn't something amiss here--and then smiled with pride at the top as his useless twitching feet and swaying body returned to center?
And if that's not enough to convince you, I leave you with one final thought: when has an adult male rat ever pranced around in capri pants with legs so devoid of muscle they look like they were made on a lathe during 8th grade shop class?
Don't shame the rat. He ain't the one that sucks ass.
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